Score: 6

"STOP CALLING ME A ROOFLECOOPTER!"

submission: Welcome to PalTalk

date: August 2, 2007

LMFAO, how did you get davidzx's voice in that? The graphics were not that great, but the audio made this an instant win! Good Job sir, this Flash has made my day!

Score: 6

"Good, but..."

submission: Cursed Dial up!

date: February 4, 2007

PROLOGUE: The preloader doesn't work :(

REVIEW: I enjoyed this movie, it had some decent, well-drawn graphics, and I liked how the computer responded to your insults. It was also funny when you threw the computer and went hysterical on it. Sounds in it were mostly voice-overs, and to say the least, they could've been better if you got rid of the "cracking" noises. A perfect movie if you're into man vs machine kinds of Flashes, or if you have dial-up (thank God I don't :P)!

CRITICISM: As I mentioned, the sound could use some cleaning up, and you could also try to improve some more on your graphics. Do so, and I believe this will be a better film (although you did say you were bored when you made it).

OVERALL: A decent Flash, but if you improve or remake it, and it will be better!
[1/5]

Score: 5

"Fun"

submission: A Kingly Melody

date: January 15, 2007

This is your best Flash to date, it has superb graphics and a catchy little tune that makes me want to punch a cat. I thought the animation was also well done, and the parts where Terd chased Organje out of teh cassle was aslo pretie funy. I have nothing else to comment on, other than that the Flash was decent, and a good timewaster for those who wish to view things involving Cloques.

[2/5]

Score: 7

"Whoa..."

submission: all ng fags die!!!11

date: January 1, 2007

Holy shit, that was actually pretty good! I thought this flash was actually magnificent, even if it does have a few bad moments. I liked the music choice, and the Flash was simple at some times, and more artistic at some...near the end it sort of went downhill however. The funniest part IMO was when Logo got violated by Dreu Pickels, and when Knox burned up into ashes (lol)! "Hoy te Emo" was also pretty good, and I liked it when you took the piss out of sprites and a bunch of other artists things like Weebl and Bob. Another thing I liked about the flash was when PRY was all like "now all the kids will jizz to this video" and then the kid mastrubates to video; voting five afterwards. The Audio commentary was surprisingly good, with some funny parts like the part about the eggs and the heart attack he had when he was five. Some people I haven't seen in the AFD series were zipperfish and vinnie's stuff, but I didn't really get Roymaster's part where the stick figure runs over pictures of the mod meet. It was a pretty good flash tag, and I think it deserves a score of at least a 2.5+, and I suggest some more time to work on your project, because if this is what you guys can individually do in two minutes; I can't wait to see what you can accomplish if you gave everyone thirty of them to finish a movie! It's also nice to see that some people agree that LF sucks, and I would like to say "congrats"...or as Drew Pickles might say "Guys, job well done."

[2/5]

Score: 3

"Nedes Ipmorvemetn"

submission: Hemlok & I

date: December 30, 2006

PROLOGUE: I liked the preloader...it looked like Hem was wanking :S !

REVIEW: This Flash isn't the worst, but it definitely isn't the best...I believe it was a decent try from a fellow companion, but even that isn't enough to give you a decent score. The Sound is what killed what could have been an otherwise enjoyable animation. At one point, I had to turn my speakers up to hear the dialogue, and even then I couldn't hear you. After which, my speakers nearly damn exploded from that "lol, internet" tune that proceeded afterwards. The graphics are...improvable, not saying they are the worst, but they could be better. Other than the bad, there isn't much good about this submission other than the hilarious loop at the end of this movie and how small of a file this was. I don't know how much of the Flash was made by Hemlok, so I question his participation in this, and therefore just base this review on MetalDart.

CRITICISM: In case you haven't already noticed, I have mentioned that the graphics and most importantly, sound, should be improved. I think that if you spoke louder into the microphone, or bought a "better" one, you could fix the problem plaguing your Flash animations that is your voice-overs. The graphics, I believe, could also been drawn better if you had a tablet. I have seen your (I'm referring to MD) "bear" drawing and I was quite impressed...perhaps you could do great things in Flash with one.

MY VERDICT: This Flash was fair, and has serious room for improvement. I believe you can do better in the future, as you have created Flash which broke the 4.00+ rating scale, and have even won awards for it. I know you said you were bored when you made this, but you've seen the stuff people have made when that happens, and it isn't always pretty.

STATUS: [1/5]

Score: 5

"sp ture."

submission: One Dumb Thing

date: November 19, 2006

PROLOGUE:
I usually am not in favor of Flash loops, but this one is pretty entertaining, as it actually lasts more than 2 seconds.
REVIEW:
The song really fit the problem facing NG after the inception of the CC, as several spin-offs and horrible rip-offs of them began to fester and grow on the site perfectly. The graphics were also pretty well drawn, but the animation was a bit plain and somewhat choppy which you may want to work on. I liked where 7satr came at the end, I thought it was funny; and also liked how it randomized the clocks after you watch it more than once. I later found out it just repeated three times, so it wasn't really a loop and thought it to be quite swell. Overall, it was OK...just nothing too new or interesting.
CRITICISM:
None really, just work on the animation...SBC's hand moved a bit choppily when he was spray-painting on the wall. Getting some Clock .flas from their site may improve the graphics score, and maybe some agnry faices would make it funnier too.
OVERALL:
T'was alright...a bit bland, but enjoyable nonetheless. I'd like to see you make some more Flashes that aren't music-based, though.
STATUS/SCORE:
[2/5]

Score: 7

"Excellent!"

submission: ED2 fanclip

date: October 28, 2006

PROLOGUE:
ED2 was damn good movie...this being made in Flash was a pretty good conversion!
REVIEW:
Wow, this movie was well done! It had [mostly] great graphics, and the animation looked pretty good, and in FBF...which was impressive! The effects were great, especially the blood scenes. The parts where the dude pwned that one zombie was pretty funny, plus the story you manage to construct out of the clips was also good.
CRITICISM:
Well, some of the graphics were a bit hard to make out, but that was about it; everything else was great!
OVERALL:
After seeing this and some of your other Flash, I must say you are a pretty good artist and I hope to see more from you in the future! Keep it up is what i'm trying to say.
STATUS/SCORE:
[3/5]

Score: 5

"Hmm..."

submission: The Puzzle

date: October 28, 2006

PROLOGUE:
Creepy...looked a bit of a rip off of a movie I saw though. The intro was also pretty good, too.
REVIEW:
A strange but creative premise for a Halloween Flash, it had some OK animation, and the images were pretty well drawn (most of the time). I thought it was pretty funny when she was looking at the picture of herself in that position, and the scream was also pretty good. I also liked some of the effects here, like when the camera shook when the old lady turned on the light and the shadow effects looked pretty good too, just that when the lightning struck, the woman did not cast one :O . I liked the music, but there was a "lag" where it stopped for a moment, and then played again.
CRITICISM:
The graphics were decent, just saying that it could have (more) detail, not that it doesn't already. Music "lag" should be fixed to maintain the "atmosphere" so to say in the room...I also think it would be better if we saw some granny slashing too! :)
OVERALL:
decent, but should be remade if you can.
STATUS/SCORE:
[1/5]

Score: 1

"Serious improvement required"

submission: The ultimate horror quiz

date: October 15, 2006

PROLOGUE:
Well, the preloader was pretty good, and I liked the 3D tank. I also liked how you made messages for cheaters and stuff when you try to right-click.
REVIEW:
OK, that quiz was pretty weak, most of the pictures were too stretched out and blurry to really know what movie they were. The screamer is laughable, and the sound used in it was also pretty funny. I didn't really see any violence actually, so you don't have to worry about anyone being traumatized from playing your quiz game, lol. The length...a scarcely bit longer than the average fare, and most of the action took form in the way of buttons.
CRITICISM:
First things first: Graphics need a boost. Perhaps gathering larger images instead of stretching them out beyond recognition would work. You could also take screenshots from movies and games and ask the player where they were taken from. I think the button layout needs to be fixed; instead of having them clustered on the screen, you could have a box with all the buttons alligned in it. The screamer could be better, as the sound, picture, and animation is crap. Improve image quality and sound in the screamer, like a loud, startling sound or ghastly scream that will surprise most viewers and the picture either has to be changed or improved in quality, so that it will actually be frightening. Sound was pretty OK (except the one used in the screamer), maybe it could alternate to strange or disturbing noises and backwards talk to confuse people...maybe blend them in with the music or in total silence have them randomly sounded. You could add a background...black is OK, but one could be used for ambience. Maybe you can add a few real-life horror questions (maybe psychotic murder cases) and [more] disturbing images would work as well; just nothing that breaks the rules, though. Length could be extended, maybe to five or six checkpoints instead of three; and maybe a reward for playing through it all.
MY FINAL VERDICT:
Needs a lot of work. Next time put a bit more effort into it, even though you said it was made when you were bored. Redo this quiz as it has serious potential, K?
SCORE/STATUS:
[1/5]

Score: 10

"Yes...YES!"

submission: halloween clock game

date: October 9, 2006

LOL, that was actually pretty good! It was fast-paced, and most parts had to have almost cat-like reflexes in order to pass them. It could use some music, though and the thing where the guy comes out the thing and he's all like "go" or "no". Anyway, another thing you can improve on is the foreground where the game sits in...it doesn't seem festive to play on a white screen for a background with such a highly-detailed game in the middle. :/ I'm also loving the effects you used on the ghost clock...good luck with your future projects and I hope my suggestions helped, beit very minor.

PS: where's the sock now?

["B"/5]